earlier this week, your Aunt Christie and I went to the Natural Baby store downtown to scope out cloth diapers. I've known for a while that I wanted to go that route, but I was a little intimidated. I feel much better now after seeing the awesome options that are available these days. They make fancy-pants cloth diapers that are as easy to use as the disposable ones. Plus, we'll save a lot of money in the long run, we'll avoid creating all that unnecessary waste, and you won't have a bunch of chemicals on your bum. So that's nice. One thing out of the way. Your Dad and I registered today for a bunch of BumGenius organic diapers.
On an unrelated note, you are giving me monster heartburn lately. What's up with that? I haven't eaten anything especially odd. Did you know that they make ULTRA STRENGTH Tums? I bought some, of course. I would have bought UNGODLY STRENGTH if it were available. I've read that severe heartburn can indicate that your baby will have a lot of hair. If this is true, I am fairly certain I am carrying a sasquatch. Of course, I don't find it surprising that your father and I might have a hairy child. We both have a lot of hair. Your father's hair gets gigantic when he grows it out. (We call it his Jafro).
Oh! Great news! Your grandparents Johnson bought you a bassinet, so you don't have to worry about sleeping in the Tupperware.
Here's what I know about you so far:
You don't like bread.
You find jalapenos and sausage disagreeable.
You are a fan of pickles and tater tots.
The sight of cat puke makes you gag.
You're still peach sized. Don't worry. I'll alert you as soon as that changes. I would hate for you to miss a moment of the fruit-packed action.
Love,
Mom
13 weeks, 5 days in the oven
:) Jafro
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